FruityTales Theme Song

The FruityTales Theme Song is the song used as the opening introduction for the FruityTales series.

The FruityTales Theme Song has had many different versions and been performed many times over the years but has generally remained the same over time.

(Music for the theme song here)

Lyrics
Rob: Alright, Harry. It's time for the theme song.

Harry: Uh, yeah, Rob. So what do I do?

Rob: Hmm, ok, well, I know! You play the guitar.

Harry: But Rob, I don't have any hands.

Rob: Ah, good point. Okay, okay, uh... how about you play this.

Harry: Don't make me play that. I'll look silly!

Rob: Oh, come on please. It'll be fun.

Harry: Nope. Not going to do it.

Rob: You know It's for the kids.

Harry: Ok Ok. But they better not laugh.

Rob: Alright. Better go on out there. (Harry walks on the screen with a tuba. While he's playing it, Rob appears.)

Rob: If you like to slip on bananas

If you like when apples core

If washed grapes can give you the giggles

We'll make you laugh till you are sore...

Have we got a show for you!

All: FruityTa-a-ales, FruityTa-a-ales, FruityTa-a-ales, FruityTa-a-ales,

FruityTa-a-ales, FruityTa-a-ales, FruityTa-a-ales, FruityTales!

All: ''Fruity, Fruity, it’s FruityTales! Fruity, Fruity, it’s FruityTales! Fruity, Fruity...FrutiyTales! (repeat twice)''

All: There's never-ever-ever-ever-ever been a show like FruityTales!

There's never-ever-ever-ever-ever been a show like FruityTales!

It's time for FruityTaa-a-aa-a-aa-a-aa-a-ales!

(Harry collapses then kids giggle and laugh at him)