FruityTales Promo: Take 38

[We fade in to reveal the kitchen countertop with the clapperboard that states the following: "FruityTales" at top, the first row reads: "Promo", "Scene" 1, and "Take" 38, and the second row is stacked: "Director: 'insert name here'" and "Camera: Phil A. Dendrum".]

Director: (very slowly) Ok. FruityTales Promo: Take 38.

[The clapperboard claps and slides away to the left to reveal the male, anthropomorphic tomato who blinks his eyes.]

SPR (fade in and out):

... A Brief Message from

Rob (Apple) & Harry (Banana) 

... Hosts of FruityTales

Rob the Apple: Okay, get this. All the citizens of the kitchen come together, fruits, vegetables, small kitchen appliances, regardless of species, color or brand name, they all come together with one purpose, and that purpose...

Harry the Banana: (leans in from the left, interrupts Rob) Um Rob, you seen my plastic wind-up octopus anywhere?

Rob the Apple: Not really.

(Ahem;)

Harry thee Banana: (chuckles and leans out)

Rob the Apple: Anyway... that purpose is to create the most fantastic Christian children's series anyone has ever imagined. A show bursting with positive (Harry's purple wind-up octopus passes by behind him) values filled with lighthearted stories, songs and educational materials. (Harry hops behind Rob, chasing after his octopus) A show so bold, so innovative, so earth-shattering, it could only be called one thing besides VeggieTales: FruityTales!

[An announcement promo card drops down on the screen, shaking it and getting into focus.]

Harry the Banana: (offscreen) Oh, here it is. (The card shakes once again) Ah, can't see!

Archibald Celery: Just a minute, not so fast, before this nonsense goes any further, I just want everyone to know that I was against it from the start, isn't that right deary?

Lisa Celery: That's right, he was.

Archibald Celery: Yes, when that pepper came up to me, I...

Lisa Celery: You mean, a banana dear.

Archibald Asparagus: Oh yes, right. As I was saying, that banana came up to me and asked me what I thought we should do this weekend, I suggested a Fruit Salad might be nice, we haven't done one of those in a while, but no, they decided to do a YouTube show instead, I mean really, you put fruits in salads, you use them as side dishes, occasionally you might use them as an aesthetically-pleasing smoothie, but you should never, never put fruits on the internet, it is simply not done.

(Archie leaves)

Lisa Celery: I don't know, I kind of like the idea.

(She leaves as well leaving Rob and Harry confused as it fades to black)

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